CA: coming soon Dexscreener: coming soon @grubbslinexyz

Gate's shut.
Line's open.

Grubb, a small goblin steward holding a ticket roll
I'm Grubb. I run this line. Nobody asked me to.

poke him if you want. it won't help.

Twenty years
of shuffling

Blizzard opened the Forever beta today and half the internet spent the morning staring at a number instead of playing. Grubb has been staring at that number since before you were born. He thinks you are all very dramatic about it.

So he did the only useful thing he knows how to do. He got a pencil, and he started writing down who was here.

your position in line

99,999

still moving

Take a ticket

Sign once and Grubb tears a stub off the roll for you. The number comes out of your own signature, so it is yours and nobody else gets it. Signing is free and moves no funds.

Feed him instead

He looks at you. He does not blink.

Down the path

The rope goes three more places. Grubb walks all of them, badly, because he is missing a boot.